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Written by John Debnam
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Monday, 09 October 2006 08:03 |
Joke of the Month from Barry Golin in London.If you have a joke better than this one, please send it to me!!!!!
EUROPEAN SECURITY
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist bombings
and threats to destroy aircraft, and therefore have raised their security
level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon though, security levels may be raised
yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A
Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940 - when tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been officially re-categorized from"Tiresome" to a "Bloody
Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning
level was during the Great Fire of London in 1666.
Also, the French government announced yesterday that it had raised its
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in
France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The level rise was precipitated
by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country's military capability.
It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "shout loudly and
excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing." Two more levels remain:
"ineffective combat operations" and "change sides."
The Germans, wishing to stay in lock-step with their neighbors, have also
increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform
and sing marching songs." They have two higher alert levels: "invade a
neighbor" and "lose."
The world should now feel a much safer place
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