While Rafa, Roger, Andy and Novak are about to battle out their respective matches for the Aussie Open Final this weekend, spare a thought for those journeymen tennis coaches who seek no glory, receive no big pay checks from their pupils results, but in other ways get a bit of satisfaction from working with all types all year around.

And below are 2 types that I have to work with over a year, one who wants to play each time for a china mug with a Tigger inside, and the other who brings along her pet frog to see her development on the court.

And now you know why I am becoming a little bit crazy........"Oh the wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers a wonderful thing...croak croak..."

Say no more!!!